My Roommate is Weird.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 04/17/2016 at 17:57 • Filed to: None

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This is just some of the stuff he uses to work out. Plus an oxygen deprivation mask

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:01

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Oxygen deprivation mask? Why not just take EPO to increase his Blood Oxygen levels?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:03

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I think it would be best to just not ask questions.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 04/17/2016 at 18:04

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He doesn’t trust a lot of stuff. Major conspiracy theorist.

Other than that, no clue.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:05

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Why do you need 2 machetes and a roll of gorilla tape to work out?

MM54 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:06

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This didn’t seem all that out of the ordinary until I noticed the pair of machetes

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/17/2016 at 18:06

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You’re probably not the first person steered to that conclusion by a pair of machetes.

Funktheduck > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:10

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Is that why he uses machetes?

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:15

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Is that a SWAT vest?

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:24

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is he training to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle?

No Prius Needed > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:26

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$6 Harbor Freight machetes?

gmctavish needs more space > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:30

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That’s.....fun....

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 04/17/2016 at 18:32

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Just a weight jacket, I think.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 04/17/2016 at 18:32

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I would say a weight vest but the SWAT vest better matches the machetes and the gorilla tape

PowderHound > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:42

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Is he doing some sort of ip man training?

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 18:51

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ZOMBE APOCALYPSES TRAINING! duh.

TheOnelectronic > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 19:56

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I’m just going to toss my voice on the pile of WHY ARE THERE MACHETES

Frenchlicker > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2016 at 20:08

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CaptDale - is secretly British > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 04/18/2016 at 15:54

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The mask is to make it like you are working out at a higher altitude, making the workout “harder”